1/30/2019

MR ALPHA 35

JK ROHER, YOUNGEST MR ALPHA WINNER EVER, WINS TITLE FOR THIRD TIME
PASSING THE TORCH: JK Roher receives the new Golden Phallus, sculpted from the cock of last year's winner, Pierre Douton

The youngest man to ever reach the loftiest heights of any alpha man has done it again. And for a third time!

After poor showings in the 2015-2016 season and what some assumed was an early retirement, JK Roher’s surprise arrival at the Mr. Alpha registration this year was a shock to watchers. But the time away and lack of recent competitive performances didn’t detour his hardcore fans, who insisted it was a foregone conclusion that the densely muscled, massively hung and infinitely confident show-off would win it. He successfully beat back surprisingly strong competition from veterans like Matt Boyer and Tedi Ballo, as well as aggressive new muscle bulls like Matt Ogunkue. Roher played a solid game; conditioned, thoughtful, immaculately performed and timed, and above all things sexual.  His muscle was thick, his cuts deep, his posing exciting and his perfect dick was a horny weapon of envy and lust!

"Anyone who doubted that I am the single most perfect man to walk the earth right now must be jizzing in their pants at the site of me," he said when Pierre Douton presented the new Golden Phallus trophy to him (the new award is directly sculpted from Douton’s own stunning fucktool). "I spent the last few years knowing that I am the supreme alpha and better looking than anyone else. But it was time to come back and reclaim my prize and show that all that lesser men can only dream of reaching the same level of amazing perfection.”

The Jacker admitted that he increased his training and especially expanded his cock and cum work in the months leading up to the show. "It's not getting fucked," he explained. "Everyone who understands naked training knows that.  Having giant dildos and other athlete’s fat cocks slammed relentlessly into my hole ensures maximum stim and leaves nothing to chance.  I still fucked several men a day into unconsciousness during my prep, but I also held my muscle hole open for piston-style giant-cock plowings. I’m only 28 years old and I’ve won this thing 3 fucking times. These other guys need to learn that nothing can be left to chance if you want to show up on stage horny as possible.  My results speak for themselves!"

Congratulations to the International Federation of Naked Bodybuilding's new reigning champion Mr. Alpha, JK Roher!

The recap of the top placings from the Finals:
1. Mr. Alpha: JK Roher with 21/21
2. Matt Boyer with 15/17
3. Matt Ogunkue with 19/27
4. Tedi Ballo with 17/19
5. Yuri Korozoev with 16/20
6. Eduardo Bedone with 18/22
7. Umberto Laggani with 14/15
8. Joff Ballo with 15/17
9. Rafael Ubenna with 12/17
10. Soto Miyoki with 13/16

ANY THOUGHTS ON ROHER’S RISE BACK TO THE TOP OF NAKED BODYBUILDING?

DO YOU HAVE ANY SURPRISES IN THE FINAL STANDINGS, OR WISH ANY FAVORITES PERFORMED BETTER?

2 comments:

  1. I am dumbfounded and amazed at the numbers I am witnessing.
    Do you mean to say that there are these certain gentlemen out there who actually live this type of lifestyle.
    Lots of alcohol and drugs.
    Lots of late nights.
    Spending time at discreet motel room on Kingston Road.
    Spending the night with him.
    Spending private intimate time with an older mature gentleman.
    He’s a retired older white man, very fit, in amazing shape.
    Well muscled body with certain incredible attributes.

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  2. First of all, we'd like to thank the Academy.

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