1/25/2019

MR ALPHA 33

BOUCHELLE EASILY CRUISES TO 225 ALPHA WIN
BIG THINGS IN SHORT PACKAGES: Gerard Bouchelle's excitement at winning the 225 Golden Phallus is betrayed not by his stoic face, but by his cumming cock at the trophy presentation.

As might be expected of a sport that celebrates the biggest muscle and fattest dicks as a symbol of perfection and dominance, the lesser weight classes can often get short shifted in coverage and excitement by fans. But the change this year that increased the lower class at the Mr. Alpha event to 225 pounds, allowing Heavyweights to compete, permitted a few well-known players to shine as the top fishes in the 225, versus being the little guys in the Open category.

Chief among them was the choice of Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle to compete. His well known past as a fierce competitor and Overall winner over larger Alphas meant that his choice to compete in the 225 was a bit of a coup and may have been part of the Federation’s decision to shift the weight maximum. Bouchelle is a man who presumes his superiority is untouchable despite a smaller stature, and his well-founded boasts of perfection have inspired legions of fans who admire him almost as intensely as he does himself.

The Giant Killers’ cocky attitude and lustful self-worship worked for him from the get go, and his thick muscle and explosive cock kept him in the front run for every round up to the finals. Despite the rather forgone conclusion of Bouchelle’s win, there was still some great excitement outside of just that of his rabid fans. The role of runner-up was very much up for grabs, and muscle-money heir Tim Hackelberg acted as if it was it his right in the first few rounds. But famed Vietnamese muscle hunk Dac Phuc “Petit Roi” Doan kept Hackelberg on his toes. “I wasn’t going to let some spoiled rich kid take what was mine,” says Doan. “My cock is just as competitive as I am – every time I saw him getting ready to shoot, I boom, boom, boom shot ‘em out.” Doan ultimately persevered, and handed the overindulged Swede a third-place medal.

In fourth was Matt Boyer’s right-hand man and “Boyer Bomb” trainer Eddie Arsenio. Boyer was very pleased for his friend and “Boyer Bomb” leader, “That’s his best placement ever.” He adds with a laugh, “It must have been all the training he did on my fat dick this week.”

Final placements, with full cum totals were:

1. Gerard Bouchelle 68/78
2. Dac Phuc Doan 64/90
3. Tim Hackelberg 63/80
4. Eddie Arsenio 59/65
5. Chi Than 61/70

ANY SURPRISES FOR YOU IN THE FINAL 225 STANDINGS?

DO YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR THE FEDERATION TO SHIFT TO THE 225 WEIGHT MAX?

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