12/10/2018

MR ALPHA 14

CHRIS GARTER BRINGS BRAINS AND BRAWN TO HIS SCIENTIFIC WORK
BIG ENOUGH?: Teen star turned cock-science prodigy Chris Garter shows off a young bodybuilder’s dick in the MyoPower Lab booth at the AlphaFest. Garter hopes to give men the biggest cocks possible.
Among a set of amazingly large-cocked boys who filtered onto the bodybuilding scene half a decade ago, and despite the notoriety that they gained at the time, few besides JK Roher ended up having the wherewithal to persevere as an elite level pro. Despite not finding lasting fame as a pro bodybuilder after his famed teen successes (mainly for his epically oversized dong above his actual conditioning and musculature), Chris Garter decided to find another way to meld his passion for extreme masculinity to his personal talents.

“I am working on finding a way to separate the physical and euphoric effects of SPH (Sperm Production Hyperdrive) on the male brain. I think it will revolutionize naked posing,” says the recent Massachusetts Institute of Technology grad and new Junior Research Scientist at MyoPower Labs. “I have been running extensive human trials to work on isolating the effect to the swelling and cum making effect of the drug, but keep a clear, focused head,” says the still colossally-dicked 23-year old, holding the hefty swollen cock of a teen subject.

“I never used the stuff on stage, but plenty in my personal life, especially in college. I founded a CMCS team, the Donkey-Dicked-Dweebs, and we would spend the weekends after finals rocking out, swinging frenzied, swollen cocks, madly drinking sperm from all the shooting dicks. But the black-outs and insatiable need for male-on-male fucking makes for a good Friday night, but not for a focused stage performance. I am hoping to change all that.”

Garter and MyoPower aren’t the first to try and do this work on SPH however, though they have seen encouraging results so far in their efforts to harness the current enhancement drug that causes both a temporary overproduction of sperm and a blinding sexual rage. “We have been able to keep about the same level of swelling and excessive cum production, but have managed to bring the incidents of black-out rage-fucking to half,” says MyoPwer CEO Beat Rutschen. “Hopefully MyoPower and Garter’s DongMaxx brand will soon by synonymous with the guarantee that men can have the biggest, thickest, most volatile cocks possible.”

DO YOU THINK THAT GARTER AND MYOPOWER SHOULD “FIX” SPH OR LEAVE IT AS IS?

HAVE YOU HAD ANY EXPERIENCES WITH ENHANCEMENT DRUGS TO SHARE? 

3 comments:

  1. Should fix.
    As for using enhancements....
    I regularly use weed.
    And poppers.

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  2. where are DongMaxx products found for purchase?

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  3. Leave as is.

    Also, Garter's one true winning trait should always be is massive schlong, so I do hope that whatever he does, he still raises that monster even more.

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